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by monkeyhunk
Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:02 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stories)
Replies: 3506
Views: 322178

Re: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stori

He usually does it because somebody has had the audacity to go the speed limit in the right lane. He often fancies himself a boy racer and acts accordingly. When he passes he's usually flashing his lights and honking (he even reaches over and honks my horn when I'm driving and he gets pissed). It's...
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:28 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stories)
Replies: 3506
Views: 322178

Re: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stori

I've always been more of a fire for effect kind of guy. One such story involved mortars, a cow and the government paying a farmer a couple grand.
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:04 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stories)
Replies: 3506
Views: 322178

Re: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stori

You're absolutely right, cow. Why risk taking me down with him? Perhaps it would be better if I engineered something that drops a handful of nails from the rear bumper when I hit this handy dandy button/switch. Maybe some flames would do the trick. God forbid you shoot someone's tires out in this da...
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:00 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stories)
Replies: 3506
Views: 322178

Re: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stori

Not to mention shooting a video while driving...... I did something similar once with a brake check to a guy tailgating me. He fish tailed between the left lane and gravel in the median. He came up on my bumper and backed off a couple more times after that then laid off completely. I knew what was c...
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:06 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Misc Thread VI: Return of the Threadi
Replies: 55901
Views: 3269079

Re: Misc Thread VI: Return of the Threadi

Could be an intermittent bad contact with ground somewhere. I had a work van at my last job that wouldn't start about a quarter of the time. Finally got mad at it one day started a short investigation to figure out my boss swapped the battery himself and didn't bother tightening either lead.
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:36 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stories)
Replies: 3506
Views: 322178

Re: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stori

That's my dilemma. Most of that drive is winding two lane with little or no shoulder. It's also notorious for packs of cars running bumper to bumper at speeds that would lead one to believe the devil is in fact chasing them. There is one other way to go but it's pretty much the same scenario and a l...
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:07 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stories)
Replies: 3506
Views: 322178

Re: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stori

No lube at all.....wrapped in sand paper I do believe.
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:43 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stories)
Replies: 3506
Views: 322178

Re: Another Day, Another Idiot Driver (Misc Thread for Stori

Ugh ugh ugh I hate stupid slush box drivers some days. I had to leave work early 20 minute drive home. I did not get one single launch done or drive one freaking kilometre without some idiot or another balls deep in my tail pipe.
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:14 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Need your suggestion for vacation ideas
Replies: 24
Views: 4528

Re: Need your suggestion for vacation ideas

No, but it sure does eliminate that factor of balancing on your feet whilst trying to avoid getting it on your pants or shoes.
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:40 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Misc Thread VI: Return of the Threadi
Replies: 55901
Views: 3269079

Re: Misc Thread VI: Return of the Threadi

I didn't even know about the show at all last season. I've only watched the first one of this season and have thee our for more waiting on my pvr.
by monkeyhunk
Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:21 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Need your suggestion for vacation ideas
Replies: 24
Views: 4528

Re: Need your suggestion for vacation ideas

Too bad you can't come to Minnesota and the boundary waters. They're beautiful. This. I've been twice. Fantastic trips - except for pooping in the woods. Mosquito bites on the butt aren't fun. On Duck Dynasty Jep had this toilet seat that fits into his hitch receiver. They gave him SO much grief fo...
by monkeyhunk
Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:52 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Need your suggestion for vacation ideas
Replies: 24
Views: 4528

Re: Need your suggestion for vacation ideas

I might cross the border for that. Those customs guys are always a barrel of laughs.

You got any firearms in the vehicle?

Nope.

Well, shit, you're gonna need these then.
by monkeyhunk
Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:33 pm
Forum: Members' Cars
Topic: little things to do to my car
Replies: 25
Views: 8047

Re: little things to do to my car

^^^ I like this guy.
by monkeyhunk
Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:59 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Misc Thread VI: Return of the Threadi
Replies: 55901
Views: 3269079

Re: Misc Thread VI: Return of the Threadi

You can't explain it but it is TOTALLY different when it's yours. Everyone has heard that cliche before but it is absolutely true. I was in the same boat as all of you. I wouldn't try to convince anyone one way or the other but actually having mine changed the perspective completely. Now I wouldn't ...