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Just read through the whole thing, and honestly, stop reading it. I thought it was going somewhere...either with a great punchline, or a good moral, but no. It just keeps going, like one long, unfunny joke that someone keeps telling. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'll give it a -1...only because a few of t...

Review of Fable II It's like crack. Addicting, but no substance. Story: 3/10 Graphics: 8/10 Gameplay: 6/10 Fun: 10/10 Nearly 600 years after the Hero of Oakvale defeated Jack of Blades, the world is in turmoil again, this time from the man who tried to kill you. That's really about as deep as the s...

I think he'll win, but it will be a LOT closer than people think. Florida will go Republican, and most of the midwest will go red. I guess around 280 to 240.

noob5,000,000 wrote:

jomotopia wrote:well i've got you all beat

OVER 9,000!!1!

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

DST is totally pointless and retarded. all it does is make people 1 hour late and 1 hour early for shit twice a year The idea behind it is fairly good. If there's more light available during the hours you're at home, you're more likely to use fewer kilowatts on electricity, thus decreasing electric...

Forecast for the week:

Monday: 78*
Tuesday: 78*
Wednesday: 78*
Thursday: 80*
Friday: 81*

In freaking November.

AHTOXA wrote:It must suck for you when you travel in that case.

No, not really. I can get used a time zone shift pretty quick, since the sun matches the clock. When they force the time ahead, my brain goes screwy.

My body never adjusts to daylight savings time, so right now feels perfect to me.

The phrase "natural born Citizen" is not defined anywhere in the Constitution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural-born_citizen

Quite interesting really...

GAY

Don't you wish you weren't born that way?

It is an interesting article, but as has been said, it is for the American market. We don't have "driver's ed" nor do we have "labor" here :D Also why couldn't he spell "danke schön" properly. That is just laziness, just like his attitude really. Danke schoen is spelle...

Well I just proved yesterday that you can't rely on only the front brake. I was coming back from class and I was going to turn into my apartment so I could park my bike, and as I braked hard preparing to turn left, my front brake locked up and I was throw over the handlebars. I faceplanted onto the...

No. Chuck Norris doesn't shave because the razor trembles too much in his presence.

Shaving is for the strong. Doesn't take any effort to grow out a beard, but to subject yourself to nicks, scrapes, and ingrown hairs every day...that takes balls.

AHTOXA wrote:

Saabstory02 wrote:If I were driving a White Rabbit I would have a liscense plate that said either "1 PILL" or "FEDURHD"

I was thinking:

NIBBLES
NIBBLS
FURRY1
CARRT

EASTER
ROGER