Beat this car

1320 feet of adrenaline
User avatar
ihartmacz
Senior Standardshifter
Posts: 983
Joined: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:45 am
Cars: 1998 Ford Mustang Coupe
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby ihartmacz » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:12 pm

I have a coq. It feels so good in my hand.

It was hard to install, both my girlfriend and I had to use both of our hands to get all the mechanics out of the way so she had to put my coq in her mouth, but we finally got it in and it felt wonderful once we started playing with it. In and out, in and out, in and out, in and out of the gate is how I got used to it.

And then we had sex
1998 Ford Mustang
3.8L V6 AKA "Essex"
"Hot Doritos"

User avatar
comingbackdown
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 7399
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:17 am
Cars: 99 Ram 2500, 86 Ford LTD
Location: Ohio
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby comingbackdown » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:40 pm

ihartmacz wrote:I have a coq. It feels so good in my hand.

It was hard to install, both my girlfriend and I had to use both of our hands to get all the mechanics out of the way so she had to put my coq in her mouth, but we finally got it in and it felt wonderful once we started playing with it. In and out, in and out, in and out, in and out of the gate is how I got used to it.

And then we had sex


This is so funny... I can't even laugh. I have no words for this post. It's that epic...
Image
1999 Ram 2500 4x4 360, 1986 Ford LTD 3.8L, 1983 Yamaha Venture Royale 1200

User avatar
noob5,000,000
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 9355
Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:57 pm
Cars: 1986 Mazda RX-7 x2
Location: Sterling Heights, Michigan
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby noob5,000,000 » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:53 am

By coq is beat up real bad. It has been grasped and jerked so many times, the outer skin has torn. My coq no longer points straight up either, it is crooked.
1986 Mazda RX-7 sport ^ parts car status!
1986 Mazda RX-7 base > Project car

User avatar
94Corolla5Speed
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 6927
Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:51 pm
Cars: 1994 Corolla, 1990 Miata
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby 94Corolla5Speed » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:56 pm

The skin on my coq isn't even leather. It's accordion style pleather. Although I must say, after 15 years of it being tossed and jerked, it's still fresh as a daisy, and it still has it's original coq luster.

User avatar
Brass
Senior Standardshifter
Posts: 123
Joined: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:58 pm
Cars: 2007 Tacoma X-Runner
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby Brass » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:26 pm

Well... my coq is stainless steel. Don't ask. It's pretty f*k bodacious, tho.

How'd I miss this earlier?! lol
:) God Bless
.......Yay my avy workz!

User avatar
ihartmacz
Senior Standardshifter
Posts: 983
Joined: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:45 am
Cars: 1998 Ford Mustang Coupe
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby ihartmacz » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:10 pm

Buhdonkadonk
1998 Ford Mustang
3.8L V6 AKA "Essex"
"Hot Doritos"

User avatar
94Corolla5Speed
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 6927
Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:51 pm
Cars: 1994 Corolla, 1990 Miata
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby 94Corolla5Speed » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:20 pm

Has anybody tried urea injection yet? I peed in my gas tank, but I don't seem to notice any difference...

User avatar
DrNick
Senior Standardshifter
Posts: 529
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:14 pm
Cars: 07 Ford Fusion SEL V6
Location: New York, NY

Re: Beat this car

Postby DrNick » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:24 pm

FOOL! Glucose injection works better, put sugar in your gas tank.
Image

User avatar
blauenlanze
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 1703
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:47 am
Cars: 2001 Honda Prelude SH
Location: San Francisco/Los Angeles, CA

Re: Beat this car

Postby blauenlanze » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:44 pm

2,2,4-trimethylpentane injection... Best additive ever.
2001 Honda Prelude SH 5MT
2000 Toyota Camry V6 (old) auto

User avatar
watkins
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 15685
Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:42 am
Cars: 1999 Saab Viggen
Location: Salem, MA

Re: Beat this car

Postby watkins » Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:49 pm

I just got the most annoying urge to draw 2,2,4 trimethylpentane
Image

User avatar
DrNick
Senior Standardshifter
Posts: 529
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:14 pm
Cars: 07 Ford Fusion SEL V6
Location: New York, NY

Re: Beat this car

Postby DrNick » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:00 pm

I got an urge to piss in my gas tank, don't worry about it.
Image

User avatar
ihartmacz
Senior Standardshifter
Posts: 983
Joined: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:45 am
Cars: 1998 Ford Mustang Coupe
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby ihartmacz » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:28 am

Just got my rig built. YEAH

I got my MPSI (multi-port sperm injection) system hooked up.

I also made the switch to wing sauce instead of BBQ, this required a new pump and an injector cleaning.

My new coq shifter is awesome - My girlfriend had to bite some of it off to make the throw shorter (forgot my saw).

I used necked bolts for the cylinder heads.

I'm running four 124mm turbos. BIG BOOST

Engine is bored to 9.4L 572ci

Modded HEMI cylinder head - 7 valves per cylinder (28v engine)

JDM New, higher capacity, blinker fluid resovior.

JDM New muffler bearings with hydraulic rollers

New headlight crankshaft

JDM MOMO steering wheel - cuz im a bitch

1,972 JDM AWHP
2,330pound-feet

PICS
Image
Image
Image

Yeah. Quit being a ricer, you know when I take the rock to the hoop, you're getting straight-up school, bitches. If you gots a car tah' race my shit, lets see it.

Imma gone' race you for pinks anytime - you'll get your ricer Mustang, Lada, or Jeep schooled with my 4-cylinders or power and torgues. f**k YOU RICERS, GET BENT. JDM
1998 Ford Mustang
3.8L V6 AKA "Essex"
"Hot Doritos"

User avatar
noob5,000,000
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 9355
Joined: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:57 pm
Cars: 1986 Mazda RX-7 x2
Location: Sterling Heights, Michigan
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby noob5,000,000 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:50 am

Holy shit dude, that's a mean setup!!
1986 Mazda RX-7 sport ^ parts car status!
1986 Mazda RX-7 base > Project car

User avatar
Leedeth
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 7469
Joined: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:33 am
Location: Suburbia

Re: Beat this car

Postby Leedeth » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:54 am

Hey there's an idea, let's have a "rice out your car in MS Paint" contest!

User avatar
94Corolla5Speed
Master Standardshifter
Posts: 6927
Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:51 pm
Cars: 1994 Corolla, 1990 Miata
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Re: Beat this car

Postby 94Corolla5Speed » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:59 am

Make the thread. I'll post.


Return to “Drag Racing”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests