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Quotes.

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:38 am
by PprStSpCo
Okay. It's Friday. I'm bored. And I'm reading a rather hilarious book called I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max. I thought I would share with you the hilarity of one of the stories.

In this story, he's recounting his friend's distaste for women. They're in a Denny's and he goes to the bathroom and returns to Tucker and the ladies and says, "Dude, taking anti-biotics and drinking beer is a bad idea. I just let loose a symphony of bowel movements, each in different pitches and tones. It was like a poop xylophone in there."

For some reason I thought that was extremely funny.

Any ridiculous quotes you'd like to share?

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:00 am
by PprStSpCo
paul34 wrote:
Now I want clam chowder.
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:02 am
by watkins
New England or Manhattan?
There is a correct answer. Do NOT get it wrong.

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:08 am
by PprStSpCo
watkins wrote:New England or Manhattan?
There is a correct answer. Do NOT get it wrong.
I've only had New England so I'll have to go with that. :]

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:21 am
by watkins
Correct!

Manhattan style is blasphemy

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:23 am
by watkins
Its made with tomatoes instead of cream/milk. Its liquid nasty and is illegal in Maine

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:26 am
by PprStSpCo
watkins wrote:Its made with tomatoes instead of cream/milk. Its liquid nasty and is illegal in Maine
Yugh! With reason, I deduce. That sounds horribly disgusting.

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:29 am
by Leedeth
Hi gaise.

Hey, what happened to the OP's original topiOH SHIT I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:42 am
by PprStSpCo
Leedeth wrote:Hi gaise.

Hey, what happened to the OP's original topiOH SHIT I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE
Well, I'd love to share the story about the blind piano player from the previously mentioned book, but I think it might lose effect after editing some of the language. :[

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:36 am
by buster
PprStSpCo wrote:
watkins wrote:Its made with tomatoes instead of cream/milk. Its liquid nasty and is illegal in Maine
Yugh! With reason, I deduce. That sounds horribly disgusting.
No, it's actually quite awesome. Not as awesome as New England clam chowder, but New England clam chowder makes you a lard ass.

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:25 am
by ColJessip
I have had New england clam chowder in Jacksonville and Manhattan Clam chowder In Portland.

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:32 am
by theholycow
I hate seafood and as a result have never had clam chowder (unless I'm repressing a memory, entirely possible...when I was little my sister was mean and especially hated my eating habits), but even I know that New England style is the only real clam chowder.

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:46 am
by .insane
tucker tries buttsecks is funny
tucker gets appcenditics is funny
absinthe donuts is also funny

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:00 pm
by AHTOXA
Tucker Max is a funny guy.

I've never even heard of Manhattan chowder.

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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:07 pm
by mtheis
PprStSpCo wrote:Okay. It's Friday. I'm bored. And I'm reading a rather hilarious book called I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max.
You are my new hero.


AHTOXA wrote:Tucker Max is a funny guy.
For some reason, your stories remind me of his.