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Okay. It's Friday. I'm bored. And I'm reading a rather hilarious book called I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max. I thought I would share with you the hilarity of one of the stories.
In this story, he's recounting his friend's distaste for women. They're in a Denny's and he goes to the bathroom and returns to Tucker and the ladies and says, "Dude, taking anti-biotics and drinking beer is a bad idea. I just let loose a symphony of bowel movements, each in different pitches and tones. It was like a poop xylophone in there."
For some reason I thought that was extremely funny.
Any ridiculous quotes you'd like to share?
In this story, he's recounting his friend's distaste for women. They're in a Denny's and he goes to the bathroom and returns to Tucker and the ladies and says, "Dude, taking anti-biotics and drinking beer is a bad idea. I just let loose a symphony of bowel movements, each in different pitches and tones. It was like a poop xylophone in there."
For some reason I thought that was extremely funny.
Any ridiculous quotes you'd like to share?
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New England or Manhattan?
There is a correct answer. Do NOT get it wrong.
There is a correct answer. Do NOT get it wrong.
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I've only had New England so I'll have to go with that. :]watkins wrote:New England or Manhattan?
There is a correct answer. Do NOT get it wrong.
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Correct!
Manhattan style is blasphemy
Manhattan style is blasphemy
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Its made with tomatoes instead of cream/milk. Its liquid nasty and is illegal in Maine
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Yugh! With reason, I deduce. That sounds horribly disgusting.watkins wrote:Its made with tomatoes instead of cream/milk. Its liquid nasty and is illegal in Maine
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Hi gaise.
Hey, what happened to the OP's original topiOH SHIT I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE
Hey, what happened to the OP's original topiOH SHIT I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE
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Well, I'd love to share the story about the blind piano player from the previously mentioned book, but I think it might lose effect after editing some of the language. :[Leedeth wrote:Hi gaise.
Hey, what happened to the OP's original topiOH SHIT I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE
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No, it's actually quite awesome. Not as awesome as New England clam chowder, but New England clam chowder makes you a lard ass.PprStSpCo wrote:Yugh! With reason, I deduce. That sounds horribly disgusting.watkins wrote:Its made with tomatoes instead of cream/milk. Its liquid nasty and is illegal in Maine
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I have had New england clam chowder in Jacksonville and Manhattan Clam chowder In Portland.
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I hate seafood and as a result have never had clam chowder (unless I'm repressing a memory, entirely possible...when I was little my sister was mean and especially hated my eating habits), but even I know that New England style is the only real clam chowder.
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tucker tries buttsecks is funny
tucker gets appcenditics is funny
absinthe donuts is also funny
tucker gets appcenditics is funny
absinthe donuts is also funny
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Tucker Max is a funny guy.
I've never even heard of Manhattan chowder.
I've never even heard of Manhattan chowder.
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You are my new hero.PprStSpCo wrote:Okay. It's Friday. I'm bored. And I'm reading a rather hilarious book called I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max.
For some reason, your stories remind me of his.AHTOXA wrote:Tucker Max is a funny guy.
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