Advice from RX7club on how to get out of an apartment lease:
1: Find local Mexican Hang-out
2: offer blow-jobs/Gay Wedding to give citizenship for anyone who will teach you how to steal an identity
3: Have your new Extended Mexican family move into your current apartment, move your stuff out.
4: Kill Mexican Spouse and set apartment on Fire with Corpse in current apartment, leave the rest of the Mexicans in there as well to add some complexion to the dish.
5: Show up when the Fire department is still there. Wear a Sombrero and say things like "Ay Carumba" and "Ay-mi madre con dios" and the like. Identify Gay Dead Mexican Husband as you.
6: Begin living under new identity
7: Avoid deportation by living in a sanctuary city.
1986 Mazda RX-7 sport - slowly returning to the Earth
1986 Mazda RX-7 base - Project car, nearly driveable in n/a form, gathering parts for turbo swap