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Post Your Manual Transmission Bumper Sticker Ideas Here

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Post them all, corny or not. I want to see them. We can figure out the best ones later, and maybe even print some out for use. But don't post anything blatantly offensive, dissing automatic drivers (think against site policy anyway).

The obvious one:
www.standardshift.com

Here are a couple more:

My Other Car Also has a Manual Transmission!



You'd have to pay me to drive an automatic!


I Don't Understand PRND21


Okay folks: BRING 'EM ON!
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I have one that says "Real drivers use three pedals"
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If you can't slide it, slam it.
If you can't find it, grind it.

Doesn't somebody have a signature that says, " Two feet, two pedals, too easy"?

Let's bounce...off the limiter.
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"Not like the Showtime Rotisserie, you can't set it and forget it."
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tankinbeans wrote: Doesn't somebody have a signature that says, " Two feet, two pedals, too easy"?
That would be me. I always think about changing it but I don't know what I would change it to.
Two pedals, two feet, too easy.

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4onthefloor wrote:
tankinbeans wrote: Doesn't somebody have a signature that says, " Two feet, two pedals, too easy"?
That would be me. I always think about changing it but I don't know what I would change it to.
No need to change it, but if you are changing it, how about:

Two feet, three pedals, much fun!


My signature on a different site is: "Just say NO to automatic transmissions, front drive, IRS, electric windows, power locks, power seats, and touch screens!"

But back to bumper stickers, how about:

Three Pedals Rock!
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My sticker on my fairing, along with the other assorted decals I have in that most stereotypical Eurodouche location

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I think thats the most recent picture
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Rope-Pusher wrote:Image
I'll give up my clutch pedal when you pry it from my cold, dead foot.

If I was going to use a sticker it'd probably be a graphical representation. Went googling for that and found this, not bad:
http://www.zazzle.com/real_drivers_use_ ... 3033255713
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This one is on my back window (about 3 inches by 3 inches in size).
Also have it on a T-shirt.Image
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That last one is really really good. I made up a bumper sticker design for this site a few years back, actually:

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Admin - look here! We want this as a sticker, dangit!

We were promised thus stuff years ago.
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InlinePaul wrote:This one is on my back window (about 3 inches by 3 inches in size).
Also have it on a T-shirt.Image
I liked it so much that I found the source and ordered me one.


Perfect.
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AHTOXA wrote: I liked it so much that I found the source and ordered me one.

Perfect.
Fantastic! Oh and according to the website the sticker is bigger (4x4 inches) than I stated above).
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Avoid stoplight creep: Drive a stick!
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