New Features and Products Survey

[Standardshifter]

Since the holiday season has arrived again and Standardshift has been needing some TLC lately, would like for you to take a quick poll to help prioritize/talk again about what you want to see out of Standardshift.

Cheers,

[94Corolla5Speed]

License plate frames! I would buy one and put one on definitely

[six]

OMG, swag swag swag! I want to show off StandardShift! Vinyl window decals especially.

[94Corolla5Speed]

OMG, swag swag swag! I want to show off StandardShift! Vinyl window decals especially.

x2!

[FDSpirit]

Swag!

[watkins]

I demand swag!





(please)

[potownrob]

facebook integration ftw

new logo and then swag would be cool too - T-shirts, hats, keychains...

[wannabe]

SWAG!!!

i have a save the manuals sticker, but i would like vinal if you could please

[AHTOXA]

SWAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rope-Pusher]

Y R Significant Wild-Assed Guesses so important 2 U guise?

Back in the day, we hated having to write them up and submit them monthly to our management - probably almost as much as they hated having to pretend that SWAGs were essential to the health of the business.

[Roymond]

Swag! Please

[Rope-Pusher]

Steve Martin: If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

P.S.: Also, that "View Active Topics" would work properly again.

P.P.S.: And that Slushbox drivers would all be banned from the roadways.

P.P.P.S.: And stop Watkins' head from getting so swelled up. I think it's just going to explode one day and some innocent person nearby might get hurt.

P.P.P.P.S.: And someone go and milk THC daily, lest there be an utter catastrophe and he explodes as well.

P.P.P.P.P.S: And someone please perform an intervention on Leedeth, so he can be cured of his furriness.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And let Noob500000000 win the lottery so he can get to that wish list of his and spend all the money in one day, instantly ficksing the economy.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And let someone, even if it just one someone, like Gizmo.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Tups, I wish the gift of Global Warming.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for EggwichdelFiere & FDSpirit, passing grades in their transmission classes.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for ElectroGhandi, a fake ID.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for DarkPilot, Dkaz, 4onthefloor and wing0, immunity from body cavity searches if and when they come across the border into the USA.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for 1974Alfa5spd, a Mercedes repair manual, so he can stop getting ript off by his local mechanics.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Ahtoxa, a can of Crisco, so he won't hit his head on the roof of every car he's ever been in ever again.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Paul34, a gift certificate for that sex-change operation you have been praying for.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for mtheis, a 5th gear.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Wannabe, A NEW CAR! (w/AWD, a set of winter tires & Amish, of course)

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Tinton, another Fiero!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for CBD, a parts truck to scrounge from to get that Dakota back up to snuff.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for 94Corolla5Speed, a collapsible snow shovel

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for those I haven't already mentioned, an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody.

[theholycow]

P.P.P.P.S.: And someone go and milk THC daily, lest there be an utter catastrophe and he explodes as well.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Tups, I wish the gift of Global Warming.

I'm on the job. I'm sure my Buick's catalytic converter must be useless by now, plus what with being a cow, I've got the whole methane thing going on.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Ahtoxa, a can of Crisco, so he won't hit his head on the roof of every car he's ever been in ever again.

Good point, they do make those large helmet-sized Crisco cans.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for those I haven't already mentioned, an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody.

I wanted that one.

[Rope-Pusher]

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Ahtoxa, a can of Crisco, so he won't hit his head on the roof of every car he's ever been in ever again.

Good point, they do make those large helmet-sized Crisco cans.

Ewe mist the point, Dexter. Crisco is "shortening".

[wannabe]

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And let someone, even if it just one someone, like Gizmo.

i don't think he's annoying...i don't know him well, but sure i like him AS A FRIEND

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for mtheis, a 5th gear.

LOL

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: And for Wannabe, A NEW CAR! (w/AWD, a set of winter tires & Amish, of course)
awwww thanks!!!! stupid ford. needs heat...mofo oooo winter tires? you mean, i won't slide as easily? how nice of you